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Here are August's lines. Remember none of these lines were simply made up, every single one of these was a spontaneous occurence, and that what makes it so fucking funny. Some lines were something said during conversation, while others could be lines from movies or something you read in a book, on a sign, or just about anything else. Enjoy, Paul & Josh.
Please vote on your favorites. At the bottom of your screen you find multiple polls containing all of the lines you just read the will be in order, you may vote once a day on each poll for your favorite and we will create a Top 20 page for your favorites. Thanks for your opinions, Paul and Josh.
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1. You need to get in there 6-8 inches before you hit something solid.
2. Sooner or later, your dads gonna figure it out.
3. I got your tip in my pocket.
4. That’s two for you.
5. You got a retractable one, eh.
6. I'm gettin' there.
7. I can't believe you won't do that for me.
8. I was serving under her for a month.
9. This needs to be fixed right.
10. This definitely needs to be put in here
11. He's really not that good at this.
12. That won’t work for me.
13. Yeah, that needs to be corrected
14. Everybody wants some.
15. She didn't put anything in here
16. I said it four times
17. He said no! no! no! no!
18. It's gonna come out.
19. I'm so glad it didn't go to a woman.
20. There are certain things he HAS TO DO.
21. Don't start on me.
22. I'm pissed off about this.
23. I know how to put it in the right way
24. There's nothing illegal about this, is there?
25. Is it going straight up?
26. You left it in there?! You were supposed to crack it open to let the steam out
27. Save it for later.
28. You'll like it
29. I cant eat it, I'm about to throw it up.
30. Did you finish this?
31. I'm done with it.
32. Why don't you go lay down.
33. I suppose it'll come in a minute or so.
34. Is this it?
35. This is personal.
36. It's what I do best.
37. This is what I need
38. I haven't had anything cold to drink in awhile.
39. It’s too late to fit in.
40. It followed its natural course.
41. I didn't know where I was.
42. I had to turn it off.
43. I ran out of air.
44. Who'd ever think to look on eBay for that?
45. You can't get away from it.
46. Why do you keep offering it then?
47. You need to start pretty soon if your hoping to accomplish anything.
48. I didn't have any come through this year.
49. Make sure you do that from now on...
50. I was thinking maybe a personal favor?
51. They would all come by and give me suggestions on how to do it.
52. NO, it’s just a coincidence.
53. Can I get you something to nibble on?
54. I wonder if were still gonna be doin' this when we're 50.
55. That's the worst idea I have ever heard in my life, EVER.
56. Well, you can get out of that easily.
57. That's a really good idea.
58. Lets see if we can make this run a little smoother.
59. That's really not what I do Peter.
60. Who the hell IS that guy?
61. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it would be.
62. Why don't you join us for a minute or two?
63. I hope your not going for the bare minimum here.
64. We need all the space we can get.
65. There's less chance of an incident if we do it on a Friday.
66. We'll get some people under you right away.
67. Don't do it with your hands.
68. That was some good sauce.
69. You had yours now give me mine.
70. Pour it out slowly.
71. The looser it is the faster it goes.
72. That's yours for today
73. Alright let me check this out
74. You can't let go of this can you?
75. Don't give me any credit for it.
76. Right Here!
77. This isn't so bad.
78. You guys can't get out no matter how hard you try.
79. Look at all that juice!
80. I'm not gonna touch that one.
81. You can bring it closer.
82. It's wearing me down.
83. Wrap it around the nipple.
84. Just push push push.
85. Is it in yet?
86. I have to deliver it with the candles in it.
87. That was the motivation I needed right there.
89. We used to do that all the time, down by the creek.
90. It’s starting to separate from there .
91. My stomach takes it easily.
92. You need to get in as much practice as possible.
93. I didn't do that.
94. If you don't know what your doin', it could tear.
95. He always comes through for me sooner or later.
96. Damn, you keep hittin' my head.
97. I'm glad you kept all of our polls.
98. Bring it to me, I can’t get up.
99. I’m getting close to the end I guess.
100. I need to get this shit off my finger.
101. You can see where I’ve scraped it tryin’ to get it out.
102. Keep it down my mothers in the other room!
103. Just cause you didn’t pull in out in time doesn’t mean its yours.
104. As long as your getting’ what you paid for.
105. Oh, I’ll try.
106. It’s killin' me!
107. It hurts so bad!
108. Get it out quick!
109. I was with the marines and the seals.
110. What’s he got right there?
111. This is really happening too.
112. I don't think that'll fit in here.
113. What do I smell?
114. It’s a waste if you don't document it.
115. I need to get this off my hand.
116. Our chocolates lookin’ real good.
117. It’s gonna take all of 10 seconds to get it where I want it.
118. That looks great!
119. Once you get a feeling for the viscosity of it, not too stiff not too soft.
120. We have to stretch ‘em out with our hands to get it going.
121. We need a specific kind of balloon for that.
122. Just let it drip off!
123. We can actually rock it back and forth.
124. It’ll be less of a mess for when were through.
125. We’ll try that a little later on.…
126. Should we lick it clean?
127. It’s beginning to separate!
128. It really shrunk.
129. You can see the bottoms a little dark.
130. I should let it cool before handling it.
131. Just use some plastic wrap instead.
132. This has a lovely feel to it.
133. Ill just slide this off.
134. Of course it’s still a little moist.
135. I’m gonna save this, I want to do something fun with it.
136. You could be a little more precise.
137. You should try it, its really sweet
138. I think you got room for one more there.
139. Give it a little squirt.
140. It’s gonna splash all over.
141. Its amazing how little you need to do.
142. That’s the little one I was telling you about.
143. You should put a few raspberries in there.
144. I think you and I are on the same wavelength here.
145. It’s really absorbed it.
146. This has been great fun!
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